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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT FOOD & EATING
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Funny Quotes |
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"A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch."
James Beard. |
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"Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out."
Samuel Johnson |
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"The cook was a good cook as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went."
HH Munro |
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"Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."
Denis Leary. |
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"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
Steven Wright. |
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"Eat at this restaurant and you'll never eat anywhere else again."
Bob Philips |
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"In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess."
Dave Barry. |
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"Cursed is he who uses peanuts when the recipe calls for almonds."
Christopher Driver |
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"If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste."
Jonathan Swift |
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"You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants."
Eddie Izzard. |
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