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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT FOOD & EATING
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Funny Quotes |
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright. |
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
Calvin Trillin |
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead."
Woody Allen. |
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"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffiene, sugar and fat."
Alex Levine |
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"I like children - fried."
WC Fields. |
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"Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry."
Mike Kalin. |
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"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
Joan Rivers |
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"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey. |
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"MacDonalds in Tokyo is a terrible revenge for Pearl Harbour."
SI Hayakawa |
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"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are."
Matt Lauer (on NBC's Today Show). |
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