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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT FOOD & EATING
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Funny Quotes |
| 31. |
"Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment."
Agatha Christie |
| 32. |
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
Steven Wright. |
| 33. |
"Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that when I ask for a watercress sandwich I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it."
Oscar Wilde |
| 34. |
"For the chicken the egg demands involvement, but for the pig bacon demands total commitment."
John Price |
| 35. |
"A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on."
Mick Miller. |
| 36. |
"If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation introduce the subject of eating."
Leigh Hunt |
| 37. |
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."
Eddie Izzard. |
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"Hotel tea is when you have to mix together a plastic envelope containing too much sugar, a small plastic pot of something which is not milk but has curdled anyway, and a thin brown packet seemingly containing the ashes of a cremated mole."
Frank Muir |
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"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
AW Brown |
| 40. |
"I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had my breakfast in bed."
Oscar Wilde |
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