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Funny Quotes |
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"I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night."
Woody Allen. |
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"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?"
George Deacon. |
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"I dislike blasphemy on purely rational grounds. If there is no God, blasphemy is stupid and unnecessary; if there is, then it's damned dangerous."
Flan O'Brien. |
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"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
Spike Milligan. |
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"God is love, but get it in writing."
Gypsy Rose Lee. |
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"Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law."
Sholom Aleichem |
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"I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass."
Bob Davies. |
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"I don't pray because I don't want to bore God."
Orson Welles. |
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"I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic."
Peter Ustinov. |
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"As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
Woody Allen. |
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