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Funny Quotes |
| 31. |
"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn."
Fulton Sheen. |
| 32. |
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
Dennis Wholey. |
| 33. |
"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."
Ronald Knox. |
| 34. |
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."
Woody Allen. |
| 35. |
"Where would man be today if it wasn't for women? In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy."
C Kennedy |
| 36. |
"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."
Pablo Picasso. |
| 37. |
"Not only is there no Go, but you try getting a plumber at weekends."
Woody Allen. |
| 38. |
"As God once said, and I think rightly..."
Margaret Thatcher. |
| 39. |
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
Art Hoppe. |
| 40. |
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
Woody Allen. |
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