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Funny Quotes |
| 21. |
"I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album."
Rita Rudner. |
| 22. |
"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted."
Brendan Behan. |
| 23. |
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Emo Philips. |
| 24. |
"In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it."
Dave Thomas. |
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"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
Stephen King. |
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"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
Quentin Crisp. |
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"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
Woody Allen. |
| 28. |
"Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable."
HG Wells. |
| 29. |
"Thank God I'm an atheist."
Luis Bunuel. |
| 30. |
"If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences."
William Sunday. |
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