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Funny Quotes |
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"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield. |
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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams. |
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"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing."
Duane Dewel. |
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"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
Helen Rowland |
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"I have never really understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts already well catered for in any respectable domestic establishment."
Alan Bennett |
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"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
Jackie Mason |
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"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
Leonardo Di Vinci. |
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"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Lewis Grizzard. |
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"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern."
Mickey Rooney. |
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield. |
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