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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray. |
| 12. |
"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse."
Louis Saffan |
| 13. |
"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men."
Aristotle. |
| 14. |
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
Colin Chapman. |
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"When you see what some girls marry, you realise how much they must hate to work for a living."
Helen Rowland |
| 16. |
"What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light."
Mark Twain |
| 17. |
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
Woody Allen. |
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"My fiancee and I are having a little disagreement. What I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no expense spared reception; and what he wants is to break off our engagement."
Sally Poplin |
| 19. |
"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
Tony Curtis. |
| 20. |
"A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas."
Alice Glynn. |
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