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Funny Quotes |
| 41. |
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates. |
| 42. |
"It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, he was a Klingon."
Carol Leifer |
| 43. |
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante. |
| 44. |
"My wife and I had words, but I never got to use mine."
Fibber McGee |
| 45. |
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
Mae West |
| 46. |
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Spike Milligan. |
| 47. |
"The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic affairs."
Oscar Wilde. |
| 48. |
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce. |
| 49. |
"The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."
Woody Allen |
| 50. |
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx. |
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