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Funny Quotes |
| 21. |
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman. |
| 22. |
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late."
Max Kaufman |
| 23. |
"The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do."
HL Mencken |
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"If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."
Rita Rudner |
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"If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police."
Robert Louis Stevenson. |
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde. |
| 27. |
"Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure."
Oscar Wilde |
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
George Burns. |
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"My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three goes."
Sally Poplin. |
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"Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings."
Rita Rudner |
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