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Funny Quotes |
| 31. |
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
Ogden Nash. |
| 32. |
"An open marriage is natures way of telling you that you need a divorce."
Ann Landers |
| 33. |
"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
Johnny Carson |
| 34. |
"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
Rodney Dangerfield |
| 35. |
"Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three."
Billie Holiday. |
| 36. |
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx. |
| 37. |
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry. |
| 38. |
"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
Ann Landers |
| 39. |
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin. |
| 40. |
"We've just marked our tenth wedding aniversary on the calendar and threw darts at it."
Phyllis Diller |
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