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Funny Quotes |
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"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers |
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"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield |
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"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin. |
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"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
Emo Philips. |
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"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West. |
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"What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap."
James Agate |
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"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John. |
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"My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."
Les Dawson |
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"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen |
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"A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."
Phyllis Diller |
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