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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT SEX
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21. "I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."
Groucho Marx
22. "She said he proposed something on their wedding night that even her own brother wouldn't have suggested."
James Thurber
23. "My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Emo Philips.
24. "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."
Winston Churchill
25. "You know of course that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct."
Somerset Maugham
26. "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
Mignon McLaughlin
27. "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.
28. "When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.
29. "If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips."
Woody Allen
30. "Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Joan Rivers.
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