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Funny Quotes |
| 21. |
"I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls."
Groucho Marx |
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"She said he proposed something on their wedding night that even her own brother wouldn't have suggested."
James Thurber |
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"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
Emo Philips. |
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"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it."
Winston Churchill |
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"You know of course that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct."
Somerset Maugham |
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"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
Mignon McLaughlin |
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"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen. |
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"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening. |
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"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips."
Woody Allen |
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"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Joan Rivers. |
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