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Funny Quotes |
| 41. |
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
Brendan Francis. |
| 42. |
"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'."
Ruby Wax |
| 43. |
"I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off."
Joan Rivers |
| 44. |
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."
Andy Gibb |
| 45. |
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace. |
| 46. |
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Emo Philips. |
| 47. |
"I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over."
George Burns |
| 48. |
"I know nothing about sex because I was always married."
Zsa Zsa Gabor |
| 49. |
"Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter."
Milton Berle |
| 50. |
"I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy."
Frank Carson |
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