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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT SEX
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31. "There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."
PJ O'Rourke
32. "What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond.
33. "Sex is God's joke on human beings."
Bette Davis
34. "Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet."
Taki.
35. "There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed."
George Burns
36. "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.
37. "I am always looking for meaningful one night stands."
Dudley Moore
38. "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."
Woody Allen.
39. "Sex is the invention of a very clever venereal disease."
David Cronenberg
40. "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.
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