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Funny Quotes |
| 11. |
"The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage."
Will Cuppy |
| 12. |
"Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."
Woody Allen |
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"My best birth control now is to leave the lights on."
Joan Rivers |
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"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
Marylyn Munroe. |
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"Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet."
St Augustine |
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"The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin."
Honore de Balzac |
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"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
Woody Allen |
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"Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure."
Bob Hope |
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"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning. |
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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."
Joan Rivers |
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